hakodate: we talk about it all the time, but i never see it. (i think i shall call his penis gatsby.)
土方歳三 ✦ hijikata "fuck shit damn piss hell" toshizō ([personal profile] hakodate) wrote in [community profile] fuckingsnakes2012-11-04 10:18 pm

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WHO: Hijikata Toshizou. Possibly also you.
WHAT: Looking for something very important.
WHERE: All around the main camp.
WARNING(S): Shitty haiku, if he ever finds it.



[Today in your main camp, there is a samurai.

On a mission.

No matter where you've chosen to hang out today, you've probably seen him at some point. Rummaging around in whatever boxes or stacks of supplies are out, checking the ground, talking to people just out of your earshot...it seems like he's looking for something.

And judging by the way he occasionally mutters something grumpy and possibly profane under his breath, he doesn't seem to be finding it.

What do?]
wolfthatbarkstheloudest: (You really think so?)

[personal profile] wolfthatbarkstheloudest 2012-11-05 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[OH HEY, HE KNOWS THAT PERSON! Maybe.

...except the last time that he saw him, he had longer hair. Who did he dishonor that he had to have it hacked off? And dress weirdly? Is he even the real Hijikata? Maybe he's looking for his clothes.

...and his hair, though Heisuke's really not sure how one would even reattach that. Sorry, buddy, but you're on your own there.]


Hijikata-san?
wolfthatbarkstheloudest: (I don't know how to word it)

[personal profile] wolfthatbarkstheloudest 2012-11-05 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Yep, definitely Hijikata, but the clothes are all wrong and the hair...]

...What are you looking for?

[Regardless, Heisuke probably doesn't know where it is, but that doesn't mean he can't help look!]
wolfthatbarkstheloudest: (I'm cute don't yell at me)

[personal profile] wolfthatbarkstheloudest 2012-11-05 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
... A book.

[Oh sure, like THAT explains everything right there. Dammit, Hijikata! Why does he have to be so-- oh. Oh OH...

A book.

Most likely THAT book.]


Are you sure you had it here? I mean, since this isn't exactly home or anything... Maybe Souji saw it!